So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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