we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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