I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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