What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize
