It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You were trust falling into bushes
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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