The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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