Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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