I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
