giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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