I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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