I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
