quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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