her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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