If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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