OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if only i could text you this smell
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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