So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
