Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Blood and glitter go together right?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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