we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
