if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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