she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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