Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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