Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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