Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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