You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You surviving the open bar?
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I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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