All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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