This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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