what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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