called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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