it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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