Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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