No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Welp...herpes.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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