just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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