planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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