She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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