im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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