you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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