where am i from again
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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