I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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