My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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