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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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