You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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