so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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