I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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