am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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