party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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