Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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