ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
