we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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