bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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