i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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