I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Its about making memories worth repressing
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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